- cashier: need any bags?
- me: no thanks i have plenty under my eyes
lol people who complain about not having a boyfriend and i’m over here wondering if guys even know i exist
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
watching two really opinionated people have an argument
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
it could be raining men and id still be single
I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL